Silence Pain
In 12 Seconds
With THIS Minty Oil
(27,391+ Swear By This)
(27,391+ Swear By This)
Updated Wed September 18, 2024 at 9:19 pm EDT
A groundbreaking new study from the University of Cambridge has just revealed the REAL cause of sore, tender muscles…
Piercing knee pain…
A stiff, aching back…
And your throbbing shoulders.
It has nothing to do with aging or simply inflammation like you've been told…
Instead, it all comes down to a rogue “heat wave” molecule…
Which is surging through your bloodstream right now…
Engulfing your nerves in a blazing ‘inferno’…
Flooding your joints with ‘acidic waste’…
And sending torrents of pain from your head to your toes.
The worst part?
Your body creates this heat wave molecule as a survival response.
And it would be totally harmless…
But greedy mega-corporations have a dirty little secret.
They’ve been using loopholes to create dangerous products…
Which spread this molecule through your body like a violent wildfire…
…Making you feel pain from things that should NOT cause you pain.
That’s why simple tasks could leave you pulsating with pain at night…
Like walking the dog or lifting heavy boxes.
Some folks even tell me they can’t twist open pickle jars or tie their shoes without wincing in pain.
Yet if you’re like any one of my thousands of clients…
Because none of them target this ONE powerful heat wave molecule.
While this all may sound hard to believe…
Research from Harvard Medical School, the European Journal of Pain, and The Journal of Neuroscience support this shocking discovery.
Fortunately, you can now experience lasting relief from the comfort of your home.
Medics in the American Civil War used this remedy to ease soldiers’ crippling pain…
Whether that’s from bullet wounds…
Artillery shrapnel…
Or gashes from bayonet attacks.
But recent research published in the Journal of Dermatology proves this same remedy wipes away the heat wave molecule…
Cooling the raging fire within your muscles and joints…
And silencing decades of pain almost instantly.
It doesn’t matter what condition your doctor diagnosed you with…
Or if you feel pain in your neck, back, shoulders, knees, hips, hands, wrists, or anywhere else.
Because this remedy taps into the underlying
process that causes ALL pain.
Once you try this 12-second remedy you’ll gently soothe your aches…
Without painkillers or physical therapy.
The stabbing pain in your hands after typing will vanish.
You’ll block the sharp, shooting pain when you pick up your child or grandchild.
Maybe you even embarrass your friends in a round of golf on a sunny afternoon…
Because this 12-second solution is the key to unlocking the freedom and independence that pain stole from you.
And that’s not just my opinion either.
Sarah V. from Toledo, Ohio, who said…
“Chris, I watched your video and my neck aches are gone!”
Dianne D. from Madison, Wisconsin, said…
“My back has been killing me for about 8 months. Stretches didn’t help. But when I tried your remedy, I felt better almost instantly.”
Michael A. from Beaverton, Oregon, said…
“I deliver packages for a living. I had to take time off work because my knees hurt too much. Now, I can work pain-free. Thank you!”
As incredible as their stories are,
all of them came to me at their lowest points.
After their nagging pain took control of their lives…
Forcing them to give up things they love like gardening or biking.
Sometimes, it would even feel impossible to walk upstairs by themselves.
When the pain was simply too much…
They learned to say “NO” to every invitation and social event…
Making them feel trapped in an agonizing solitary confinement.
It’s just unfair.
But I want you to know I’m so grateful you clicked on this video.
You’re in the right place.
And in the next few minutes, I’ll tell you all about the heat wave molecule causing flare ups of pain all around your body.
I’ll share the 12-second Civil War remedy to wipe away this molecule and silence pain instantly.
I’ll even reveal the toxic particle leaking into your food, water, and air that multiplies this heat wave molecule in your body.
Plus, the 5 WORST fruits & veggies that are infested with this toxin.
In fact, according to research from the University of Newcastle, you inhale as much of this toxin as the size of a credit card every week.
So please understand…
Pills, Icy Hot, patches, turmeric, glucosamine, and a million other solutions you’ve tried don’t target the true culprit of pain.
You’ve never had the real answer to solving your pain.
Which is why it’s so important you read this page until the end.
Because you won’t find this little known info anywhere else.
Most mainstream media only promotes common solutions you’ve tried…
Or just focus on gossip and Hollywood scandals.
So if you click away, you may never find this info again…
Which would be a shame when the solution to erasing your pain is just a few moments away.
Now, please give me your full attention.
And let’s dive in.
Chris Ohocinski
State-Licensed and Nationally
Certified Athletic Trainer
I’m a licensed athletic trainer.
After graduating from East Stroudsburg University with a degree in Athletic Training and Sports Medicine…
I’ve helped everyone from seniors to high school athletes rehab injuries and eliminate pain.
These days I serve as Supervisor of Sports Medicine for the White Hall-Coplay school district.
I’m also frequently featured on Critical Bench, a popular YouTube channel where I help over 1 million subscribers reduce pain and prevent injuries.
Over the past decade, I’ve been fortunate to help thousands of folks naturally relieve their pain.
I’ll never forget the day she hobbled into my office.
She gave me a polite smile at first…
Until she gushed every tear-jerking detail about her crippling low back pain.
You see, Maria was a 71-year-old middle school teacher.
She had poured her blood, sweat, and tears into teaching social studies for decades…
As well as taking care of her 2 beautiful grandchildren.
Unfortunately, when Maria dropped a book in her classroom…
She bent over and a sharp pain shot down her leg.
Maria tried to “tough it out”…
But this was only the beginning.
Her lower back became sore and stiff after driving to work.
A jolt of pain radiated through her spine every time she bent over to tie her shoes.
Soon, her aching back stole all the things she loved…
Like tending to her garden…
Or going for walks with her husband.
As a matter of fact…her soreness would keep her lying awake all night long…
Draining her joy and energy the next morning.
Does any of this sound familiar to you?
One of Maria’s students even asked her…
“Why do you always look so tired?”
Maria could ignore a child’s innocent comment…
But she refused to be a zombie when her students needed her.
So Maria begged her doctor for help.
Yet the only help he gave was a prescription for painkillers.
Now, Maria HATED the idea of gobbling up pills like a glorified addict…
But she already tried common methods like NSAIDs, heating pads, stretching, massages, and turmeric.
So what else could she do?
Maria hoped that maybe the pills would do the trick…
And sure, she slept a little better at night if she took them before bed.
But she read research from McGill University proving that people who took pain pills ended up with WORSE pain a couple years later.
…Not to forget the reported 140,000 heart attacks after taking just 1 brand of painkillers…
Or liver and kidney damage from popping these doctor-prescribed pills.
Maria tossed her pills in the trash.
And as you can expect, the back pain returned with a vengeance.
Eventually, Maria had no choice but to lie in bed…
Rather than going to work every day.
And that’s when Maria’s world came crashing down.
Her husband walked in on her doing more stretches…
And let out a big sigh.
“Maria, your back STILL hurts? Don’t you think you’re overreacting a bit?”
Her heart dropped like an anchor in her chest.
While she had been with her husband, Nick, for over 40 years…
She never realized how there was a massive rift between them.
The man she dedicated her life to…now seemed like a distant stranger.
Maria started questioning herself.
Am I actually in pain?
Or am I just acting like a victim?
Or maybe I’m just lazy?
More than the physical pain…
Maria’s back pain was tormenting her mentally and emotionally too.
She desperately wanted a way to get the “old” her back.
Finally, she asked me: “Chris, WHY do I suffer from back pain even after trying everything?”
Maybe you’ve asked yourself the same question?
When simply sitting in a chair gives you tingling pins and needles.
When reaching into a cabinet sends a shockwave of agony through your shoulder…
Or simply carrying groceries from your car turns into an impossible feat.
But here’s the thing your doctor will never tell you…
All of your pain comes down to 1 thing.
This is the TRUE cause of pain, so please pay very close attention.
You see, there are countless chemicals in our environment that cause this “heat wave” molecule to surge through our blood streams.
But the most shocking culprit?
Toxic particles found in our food and water.
Ever since plastic was invented in 1907, nearly all the plastic created is still somewhere on Earth…
Floating in the ocean…
Buried in the ground…
Or sitting in a landfill.
Over time, they break down into tiny particles called microplastics.
And these leach into everything like your water supply, food, fish, soil, air, and so on.
Marco Lambertini of the World Wildlife Fund stated:
"Not only are plastics polluting our oceans and waterways and killing marine life – it’s in all of us and we can’t escape consuming plastics.”
And he’s not wrong.
Scientists from the Netherlands found 75% of blood donors had plastic in their bloodstreams.
How?
Well, these microplastics are infesting foods your doctor would recommend.
In fact…
A single GRAM of fruits like apples or carrots have over 100,000 microplastic particles in them.
You might think you’re healthy for eating fish, fruits, and veggies…
But you could be munching on plastic shopping bags and water bottles.
A recent study even found that 80% of canned fish contains microplastics.
Believe it or not…
The average person consumes about 5g of these toxic particles every week – according to the University of Newcastle.
That’s the size of this credit card.
And do you know what happens from consuming microplastics?
You skyrocket levels of the “heat wave” molecule causing your pain.
According to the University of Cambridge, this heat wave molecule enhances blood flow to naturally heal your injuries…
But there’s a dark side when levels of this heat wave molecule are too high.
As the name suggests, the heat wave molecule also heats up your muscles, joints, and skin.
While it’s there, it floods your body with an acidic waste.
Think of it like an apocalypse happening inside your muscles and joints.
The heat wave engulfs your muscles and nerves in flames…
While the acidic flood corrodes your joints to bony stumps.
This disaster happening in your body is exactly why you experience:
Pulsating hip pain Swords piercing through your back And crippling pain that seems to have no reason.It’s the heat wave molecule wreaking havoc from inside your body.
But that’s not all.
The University of Texas McGovern Medical School revealed a hidden “pain switch” within your nerves.
This pain switch is normally OFF.
But when your body senses a deadly threat…
This hidden pain switch is like a flashing red emergency signal screaming “DANGER.”
And that’s where things spiral out of control.
Because Harvard scientists report when your heat wave molecule surges through your body…
It flips this hidden pain switch to ON.
In fact, a shocking study published in the European Journal of Pain revealed this heat wave molecule seeks out your hidden pain switch like a silent assassin.
And the higher levels of the heat wave molecule,
the more pain you feel!
The result?
Things that wouldn't typically cause any discomfort now become unbearable sources of agony.
Standing up from your chair sparks a fiery explosion in your low back.
Walking upstairs crunches your knees like they’re shattered glass.
And your wrist aches after simple tasks like typing on a computer.
I have to admit, when I first discovered this research, I was shocked…
Yet, it also made sense.
No matter how many painkillers you pop…
How many heating pads you use…
Or how many massages you get…
None of them are designed to target the "heat wave" molecule causing pain in your body.
And this is why, if you want to break free from the chains of constant pain…
You need something to “cool” the heat wave molecule.
And flip off your hidden pain switch that's causing you so much discomfort.
Well, I have great news for you.
After months of research, I’ve found 3 natural ingredients that can flush the heat wave molecule out of your blood.
Please understand all 3 ingredients work TOGETHER to eliminate your pain.
Soldiers in the US Civil War used peppermint oil, which contains menthol, to treat pain.
But this isn’t some outdated folk remedy.
Scientists out of the University of Edinburgh discovered menthol activates your TRPM8 receptor.
This gently cools the heat wave causing your pain.
In fact, the Journal of Dermatology found menthol literally blocks your heat wave molecule from forming.
Still, a few straggling heat wave molecules might slip through.
They might shoot pain signals over to your brain, right?
Yet that’s where the next benefit of menthol comes in.
Doctors at Drexel University College of Medicine discovered menthol blocks pain signals from even reaching your brain.
…Which means you can easily walk all around downtown…
Without your knees “paying” for it later.
That’s cool and all…
But you may be wondering HOW effective menthol is.
A study published in the International Journal of Sports Physical Therapy found menthol erased pain and improved strength 116.9% more than ice did.
In another study menthol slashed carpal tunnel pain by 31% after only 2 uses.
Most shockingly…
Menthol flips your hidden pain switch OFF…
Reversing the agonizing effects of the “heat wave” molecule – according to the Journal of Clinical Pharmacy and Therapeutics.
How incredible is that?
Well, you relieve pain even faster when you also include the next ingredient…
An international team of scientists discovered arnica fights pain and swelling…
Slashing pain levels by a whopping 35% after surgery.
And if that wasn't impressive enough…
Swiss scientists found arnica was even MORE powerful than common NSAID pills at relieving pain…
But without the risky side effects like eating away your stomach lining.
While menthol and arnica already eased nagging pain and joint stiffness by themselves…
The third ingredient is like the glue that holds everything together.
Scientists from the University of Texas found Aloe Vera targeted your heat wave molecule like a heat seeking missile…
Blocking its production…
While moisturizing your skin and fighting inflammation.
But you want to know the most unique benefit?
Aloe vera also enhances the absorption effect of OTHER ingredients.
In other words, when you combine aloe vera with menthol and arnica…
It’s like the ingredients get “sucked” into your skin…
Extinguishing the flames of your heat wave molecule…
Turning OFF that hidden pain switch…
And bringing lasting relief deep into your body.
Soothing your inflamed nerves so you peacefully sleep.
Regaining so much mobility in your joints, you go for a relaxing bike ride on a trail near your house.
And finally getting your ‘old’ life back…
Along with the energy and enthusiasm you thought you lost years ago.
But I'm an athletic trainer, not a formulator.
I needed help.
And after weeks of searching, I partnered with Critical Nutrition Labs.
They were the obvious choice, manufacturing products in a pristine facility…
With a world-class quality control process…
And all the certifications to back up their detail-oriented reputation.
Together, we designed a simple, yet powerful pain cream.
Just one final test remained…
We had to try it out in the real world.
The first thing we did was send Maria a jar of our pain cream.
Although she was skeptical, she rubbed it on her low back as soon as she got it, and here’s what she said:
“Chris, I just tried your pain cream.
You won’t believe this, but the stabbing pain in my back was gone in seconds.
My husband took me out to dinner in the city, and I didn’t feel a single twinge of pain.
I’m so excited to get back to my life. God bless you.”
After hearing Maria’s raving review, I want YOU to experience this relief too…
So without further ado…
Insta Soothe is the only pain cream designed to target the “heat wave” molecule causing your pain, PGE2.
And using it couldn’t be easier.
Simply rub this non-greasy cream onto your aching joints or muscles…
And in mere seconds…
You’ll silence the throbbing pain.
Your joints will feel looser, and you'll move with greater ease…
As if you've turned back the clock on your body…
Because there'll be no more struggling with everyday tasks like getting dressed, climbing stairs, gripping objects, or getting into your car.
Instead, you'll be able to enjoy activities like golf, hiking, tennis, and playing with your kids or grandkids…
Without any pain holding you back.
So it's no wonder Insta Soothe is in such high demand.
Up to this point, 27,391+ adults have experienced its life-changing benefits.
Jerry C. from South Pasadena, California, said…
“I’ve been passed around by 3 different doctors who only prescribed painkillers for my back. My orthopedic surgeon stuck needles in my spine for cortisone injections. I’ve tried 2 physical therapists and a chiropractor who tried decompressing my spine and just made things worse. Insta Soothe is the ONLY thing that makes my back feel better.”
Brian D. from Charleston, West Virginia, said…
“Hi Chris. I wanted to update you on your pain cream. I rubbed Insta Soothe on my feet to relieve my neuropathic pain yesterday. The burning turned to a nice cool feeling in seconds. Not joking…for the first time in decades, I slept without waking up once!”
Alice W. from Minneapolis, Minnesota, said…
“Arthritis stole my life from me. I couldn’t even start my car or turn my doorknob without extreme pain. I now rub Insta Soothe on my hands a couple times a day. And almost forgot I even have arthritis.”
Now, I'm guessing that you're ready
to try this natural solution for yourself.
And you should be.
Because Insta Soothe relieves tightness and soreness in seconds.
It's virtually free from side effects.
Every jar is portable, so you can put it in your bag or car.
You can rub it anywhere on your elbows, knees, or any place you want to soothe.
And you don’t have to worry about a sticky residue or stinky odor.
Imagine getting out of bed…fully rested without any stiffness or aching.
Getting dressed and buttoning your shirt is a breeze.
You easily walk downstairs…
And pour yourself a steaming cup of coffee.
After you take your first sip…
You realize THIS is what you’ve been missing for so long.
No soreness. No aching. No tingling.
Finally, you have your normal life back.
Even more than the relief, you feel a youthful excitement.
Like a kid on Christmas morning, you plan all the things you’re going to do.
Get back in the gym…
Water the marigolds in your garden…
Run around the park with your grandkids.
There’s no limit to the possibilities.
It’s like you’ve reclaimed a missing part of you.
For the first time in years, you can literally do anything you want…
Without relying on anyone else.
Sounds like a dream, right?
The good news is this could be your life.
First, you should know every jar is made in an FDA-registered, cGMP-compliant facility in Ohio.
We only use premium natural ingredients with the strictest quality control standards…
Which ensures InstaSoothe is free of harsh chemicals that could harm your body.
But as you know, quality doesn’t come cheap.
Plus, there’s no other solution designed to neutralize the heat wave molecules running rampant in your body.
So when my team suggested a retail price of $149 to try Insta Soothe, I felt it was a steal.
…Especially when pain costs Americans an extra $7,726 per year – based on a study by the U.S. Pain Foundation.
That breaks down to an extra $644 per month.
And we’re not even counting the emotional nightmare of pain.
Like how people with chronic pain are 4 times more likely to be depressed.
Still, something didn’t sit right with me.
I’ve watched how pain tormented Maria on a constant basis.
I know you may have canceled plans with friends when you’re in too much pain.
How you feel you CAN’T do normal things anymore…
Or even wipe yourself in the bathroom.
It’s unfair.
Like life is playing some cruel trick on you.
And believe me when I say, you don’t deserve any of this.
So I worked with our manufacturer to set a new price of only $69.99.
That’s more than 50% off retail price.
But that's not all…
Because you’ve made it this far into the presentation, it's obvious you're serious about ending your pain.
I want to give you a special exclusive price for watching this video.
Now, we’re not stopping there.
Remember, the environmental toxins including microplastics won’t simply disappear.
When you run out of your supply of Insta Soothe…
You’ll be helpless against the onslaught of toxins…
Which will re-activate your body’s natural heat wave molecule.
There’s no reason to get teased with sweet relief…
Only to get blindsided by pain once again.
It’s no surprise the Insta Soothe users who experience LASTING relief…
Order a 3 or 6-month supply of Insta Soothe.
Plus, we found that actually saves us a ton of money on warehouse costs…
Allowing us to give you a major discount when you order in bulk.
Sounds like a win-win if you ask me.
That’s $660 off retail price.
And if you think about it, that only comes out to $1.30 per day.
Between the cost to manufacture, store, and ship Insta Soothe…
As well as the website hosting costs…
And all the other expenses of creating the best pain cream in the world…
I’m almost losing money by charging such a low price.
So please believe me when I say…
We can only offer this deal to the next 100 people.
Otherwise, we’ll go out of business.
So here’s what to do next.
If the order page doesn't appear, then you’d have to join the list of people waiting for the next batch of Insta Soothe.
Keep in mind, the price will likely return to its retail value of $149…
If it’s still available at all.
And that’s why ordering multiple jars is so important.
If the order page DOES appear, you're in luck.
We still have Insta Soothe in stock.
Rest assured, the page uses a 100% secure, 256-bit encrypted order form.
It’s the same technology big banks and trusted companies like Amazon use.
Just fill in your info and submit your order.
Then our team will immediately start processing your order to ship to your doorstep.
I really can’t blame you if you still have your doubts though.
There are shysters who’d love to run off with your money…
While you’re left high and dry with a bogus product.
Let’s be real…
You’ve likely been burned before.
That’s why we’re taking ALL the risk off your shoulders with our…
Here’s how it works…
If Insta Soothe won't soothe your aches…
Ease your joint stiffness…
And give you a taste of the freedom you might’ve lost…
Just send a quick email to our support team within 60 days of your purchase.
We’ll promptly refund every single cent.
No questions asked or strings attached.
But I doubt that’s going to happen.
Insta Soothe is the only formula designed to target your “heat wave” molecule to silence pain.
That’s why thousands of folks have already tried Insta Soothe AND ordered MORE jars later.
So there’s zero risk…
Except for the possibility that we’ll be out of stock next time you try to order.
Option 1: You could continue down the path you're on…
Even though you know NSAIDs, painkillers, heating pads, and physical therapy don’t target the heat wave molecule causing your discomfort.
Some people hope the pain will just…go away.
But if you choose that route, the pain will inevitably get worse…
Making working at your job or doing basic tasks feel like an uphill battle…
As you drift further away from your loved ones…
Who don’t understand what you’re going through or know how to help you.
It would break my heart to see you restart the cycle of jumping from doctor to doctor…
Or worse…giving up all together.
Look…
Wouldn't you agree that changing nothing will lead to the same results?
Option 2: The one where you take a chance on Insta Soothe
Where you silence your pain in literally seconds.
Where you move, bend, and twist like a flexible gymnast.
No more soreness.
No more burning.
No more hurting.
You can lift heavy objects…walk long distances…open water bottles…and do daily chores with ease.
Instead of painting a fake smile for others when you’re hurting on the inside…
You are finally present and at peace.
Pain will no longer control your body.
After trying Insta Soothe, YOU will be the one in control…independent…and ready to make the most of every day.
This is no exception either.
This is the reality for thousands of adults who've already tried Insta Soothe.
And between you and me…
This is the lowest price we've EVER offered Insta Soothe.
Remember, we can only afford to offer this sweet deal to the next 100 buyers.
But you have NOTHING to lose…
Because you get to try it risk-free for the next 60 days.
I'm so excited to hear about your pain-free life.
Chris Ohocinski
State Licensed and Nationally Certified Athletic Trainer
Still here?
Then I’m sure you still have some questions.
So let me go ahead and answer the most common ones for you.
Q: Who should take Insta Soothe?
Insta Soothe is for anyone who experiences aches and pain…
Whether that’s in your neck, shoulders, back, hands, wrists, hips, knees, ankles, feet, or anywhere else on your body.
Since Insta Soothe addresses the REAL cause of pain…
It also eases pain for people with various conditions like arthritis, fibromyalgia, nerve pain, and so on.
Q: How is Insta Soothe different from other topical pain creams?
The unique Insta Soothe formula targets the true cause of pain – the heat wave molecule called PGE2.
And the combination of menthol, arnica montana flower extract, and aloe vera juice enhance the absorption…
So the ingredients penetrate deeper for instant yet lasting relief.
Q: Does Insta Soothe leave a greasy residue on your skin?
We worked closely with our manufacturer to make Insta Soothe a “grease-free” pain cream.
Thanks to the absorption benefits of aloe vera juice…
And the proven texture and mixing agents enhance the cream’s texture…
You’ll likely forget you even rubbed any cream on your skin.
Q: What if I don't see results with Insta Soothe?
If you don’t see results or aren’t 100% satisfied for any reason whatsoever within 60 days, just send us an email and we’ll promptly refund every penny.
With our 60-Day No More Pain Guarantee, you have nothing to lose!
Q: How fast will I receive my order?
As soon as you place your order, our team in the warehouse will start packaging up your shipment.
It usually takes 5-7 business days, but the exact time depends on your location.
Q: What now?
Just scroll down and select your preferred package now.
We recommend the 6-month supply.
This allows you to stock up and keep flushing away the heat wave molecule…
Before another flare up of pain.
By ordering in bulk right now, you save up to an incredible $660.
This massive discount expires when 100 people take advantage of this deal.
So scroll down and select the 6-month option, or whatever package you prefer.
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